It’s time to make Cardassia (and the United Federation of Planets) great again with an unlikely mash-up of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s big bad and America’s newly-elected President Trump.
I’m not a big ‘tweeter’, but even I can appreciate the social media platform’s excellent ability to enrich our world with parody accounts. From fake Queen Elizabeth to That Guy In Your MFA, these parody accounts definitely represent the stranger side of the Internet, and while not all of them hit the right mark, finding a good one can be like discovering a new way to eat your favorite food.
Given Donald Trump’s love of Twitter, we weren’t surprised that there were a ton of accounts parodying America’s 45th President. But, imagine our surprise and glee when we discovered somebody is re-hashing President Trump’s in the voice of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s Gul Dakat.
The charismatic Cardassian is arguably one of the best villains ever to grace the Star Trek universe, but these tweets might just be his best performance yet.
Writing my inaugural address at the Winter Earth, Terok Nor, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday. #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/tlPAyntSxv
— Dukat (@realRealDukat) January 18, 2017
I have recieved and taken calls from many foreign leaders despite what the failing Vulcan Times said. Dominion, Ferenginar, Borg, Klingon,
— Dukat (@realRealDukat) January 14, 2017
Beginning today, the United Federation of Planets gets back control of its borders.
— Dukat (@realRealDukat) January 26, 2017
Wow, subspace ratings just out: 31 trillion people watched the Inauguration, 11 trillion more than the very good ratings from 4 years ago!
— Dukat (@realRealDukat) January 22, 2017
If you’re looking for a Star Trek parody account with a slightly less political vibe, you should absolutely check out Riker Googling:
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— Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) January 23, 2017
Picard management tip: Don’t try to go at maximum speed all the time. You’ll burn out your engines.
— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) December 16, 2016
….and the always brilliant Swear Trek:
why even ask, you know the answer pic.twitter.com/WLtPDyHf47
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) November 9, 2016
uh oh pic.twitter.com/zh5vwGwW31
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) January 24, 2017
Image Credit: CBS